Month: September 2009

..cât de mici suntem !

Posted by – 29 September, 2009

..şi nu mă refer neapărat la noi ca indivizi. Ci la noi ca orice, de la individ, comunitate, planetă, sistem solar, galaxie. Suntem infimi !

Dacă nu o privire aruncată filmuleţului de mai sus, atunci chiar nu-mi dau seama ce ar putea să ne facă să ne dăm seama de asta. Imagini cu lucruri petrecute acum câteva miliarde de ani surprinse de în prezent. Mi se pare extraordinar !

Părăsind planeta, unitatea ‘timp’ nu mai există. Trecutul devine un prezent continuu.

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Medical Marijuana Dispensaries Robbed

Posted by – 29 September, 2009

The Los Angeles Police have arrested one man in connection with a series of violent robberies at several medical dispensaries in the San Fernando Valley. And now they are asking the public’s help to find six other suspects.

On Thursday afternoon, police released photos and video of the suspects that were captured on surveillance cameras during the course of the robberies.

Over the past four months, the gunmen walked into three clinics posing as customers. The showed employees their guns. In two of the three robberies, they got away with both cash and cannabis.

“The crimes have increased in frequency in the levels of violence that have been used against the victims,” said LAPD Lieutenant Stephen Carmona.

Sursa: liveleak.com

HAHAHA !

Foarte frumos din partea lor :)) . Credeţi voi că dacă am avea în România aşa ceva ar mai fi ăştia interesaţi să spargă băncile ?!

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init Life();

Posted by – 27 September, 2009

cod sursa

Cum ar arăta viaţa mea descrisă în câteva linii de cod :

init Life()// $dead=FALSE; $money=0; $health=100;
$Andrei= give_birth(‘Andrei’);
$liking_school=0;
while (!$dead)
{
$day++;
$year=intval($day/365);
if ($year>=7) go_to_school($Andrei);
if ($liking_school>0) $Andrei['happy']++;
else
{
$Andrei['happy']= -10;
$Andrei['sad']++;
scream(“WAAAAAAAAAH !!“);
while (!present($Andrei[$mother])) cry();
}
$bani_pachet=$_GET['bani_pachet'];
if (repetent($Andrei))
{
$nr_ani_repetati++;
$an_scolar=$year-7-$nr_ani_repetati;
}
else $an_scolar=$year-7;

$money+=$bani_pachet;

if (current_position($Andrei)==”Electric Shop”) $money- -;

if (($an_scolar==8) and ($liking_school==0))
{
$Andrei['stres']++;
$Andrei[$mother]['stres']=100*$Andrei['stres'];
}

if (exam_scuccess(capacitate(), $Andrei))
{
$nota_capacitate=capacitate(GET,’nota’);
print $nota_capacitate;  // returns 9.18
if ($nota_capacitate >= 5) $Andrei['happy']++;
if ($nota_capacitate >= 9,5) $Andrei[$mother]['happy']++; else init crize();
init Liceu();
}

else ratat($Andrei);

set coleg_de_banca($Andrei, $Dani);
while (coleg_de_banca($Andrei)==$Dani)
{
$medie_liceu++;
$Andrei[$diriginta]['happy']++;
}
meet($Andrei, $George);
set coleg_de_banca($Andrei, $George);
$medie_liceu=$medie_liceu-2;
$Andrei['happy']=sqr($Andrei['happy']);
$Andrei[$diriginta]['happy']= – 9.9999999e+36;

if ($medie_liceu>=5) $an_liceu++;

if ($an_liceu==3) init majorate();
meet ($Andrei, $alcool);
meet ($Andrei, $tutun);
$health- -;

if ($an_liceu==4)
{
$Andrei['stres']=0;
$alcool++;
$tutun++;
$health- -;
$Andrei[$mother]['stres']= 9.9999999e+36;
while (!learn($Andrei)) crize();
}

if (exam_success(bac(),$Andrei))
{
$nota_bac=bac(GET,’nota’);
print $nota_bac;  //returns 9.34
if ($nota_bac >= 5) $Andrei['happy']++;
$Andrei[$mother]['happy']=$Andrei['happy'];
init Facultate();
}

else
{
crize();
init repeat_bac();
$Andrei['happy']=0;
$Andrei[$mother]['happy']= – 9.9999999e+36;
}

meet($Andrei, $Danutz);
$alcool= pow($alcool, 3);
$tutun++;
$health- -;
$money- -;

$day_of_week=get_day($current_date,’d');
if ($day_of_week==’Friday’)
{
init Club();
$money- -;
$alcool++;
$tutun++;
$health- -;
}

if ($money==0) call($Andrei[$mother]);

init Serviciu();
if (day_of_month($current_date)==1)
{
$money=$money+Serviciu($salariu);
$Andrei['happy']++;
}

if (current_position($Andrei)==”IT Shop”) $money=0;

if ($health==’0′) $dead=1; // GAME OVER
}

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